radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via geniusly)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

(Source: fingerblaster113, via iusedtobeorgasm)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche, via iusedtobeorgasm)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via iusedtobeorgasm)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via iusedtobeorgasm)

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

(via crunchier)

saevitas:

be an atheist, be a christian, be buddhist, be straight, be gay, be cisgender, be transgender, be non-binary, be carnivore, be vegan, be whatever the hell you want to be but don’t be an asshole is this so hard to understand

(via geniusly)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via cerpiente)

misanclrist:

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

(Source: dumbgay, via geniusly)